D-Jack. Come Back

Posted: July 28, 2011 by arayegee in NFL
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Dear Desean Jackson,

I just want you to know, this isnt a plea from a desperate Eagles fan. And this should not be mistaken as a concerned Philadelphian who feels as if you are the key to a Super Bowl Ring (sn: You are a seriously important x-factor. THE key to a trophy, though? Not even.) Im just a young black man trying to explain to another young black man why holding out of minicamp is a terrible decision.

Its no question that you are by far the most explosive playmaker in the NFL. Nobody else in the league can affect a game on offense and special teams the way you can.  In one game, in one PLAY, you ended the New York Giants postseason hopes in spectacular fashion. Those were grown men. Grown professional football-playing men, and the closing moments of their 2010 season (the relevant part) was punctuated by the smallest person on their division rival boastfully backpedaling into the endzone. Youre entertaining, youre exciting. You are the perfect compliment to your equally as entertaining and exciting quarterback. You, Maclin, McCoy, and possibly Reggie Bush could be The greatest Swag on Turf <–(copyrighted).
But here’s why the Eagles are hesitant on rewarding you for your big play abilities…..youre a loudmouth  douchebag. A cuntsmack. A guy who goes to postgame conferences thanking his CLEATS for helping him run so fast. Dog, I know youre just having fun and I completely understand that, but Im your peer. Your front office sees that a little differently. They see it as immaturity. Your refusal to show up for camp will solidify this thought, and I know you know what happened to the last bigtime WR who thought he was bigger than the Philadelphia Eagles organization. Does that mofo even play anymore??? Why would anyone, especially the cheap ass Eagles, give an irresponsible, immature football player millions of dollars?

And lets not even mention the fact that you weigh about 175 pounds soaking wet with several rolls of quarters in your pockets. There are defensive players foaming at the mouth for just one shot at you, and all it takes is one shot to catch you. We all remember what happened last year against Atlanta, and the year before that in Washington.  Come on son. You wont be fast forever and everybody knows that. You will be 175 pounds for quite some time.

Your best bet is to  get your behind to camp, be a LEADER and not a showboat, and show the Eagles staff that you are deserving of their money. Ochocinco is a showman, you come off as a showoff. There is a difference, sir.

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