O.O.P.S. Oh My…Installment #1

Posted: August 21, 2011 by scoopbald in NFL

The Urban Dictionary defines Out Of Pocket as something that is out of control or way off base, usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass-kicking.  In sports we encounter situations that can be described as such every week.  So I pose the question;

What was the most Out Of Pocket Situation in sports over the past week?

 

NFL vs. Terrelle Pryor

We are now all well aware that Mr. Pryor was deemed eligible for the NFL Supplemental Draft, but in turn he is suspended for the first five games of the NFL season for…….(fill in the blank because I have no idea).  While Pryor was Out Of Pocket for what he did while at Ohio State, my vote goes to the NFL for all of the reasons outlined in our post, “Pryor Restrained”.

 

 

Basketball Hall of Fame Induction

I am a huge Dennis Rodman fan.  To me he was the best rebounder that I’ve ever seen and judging by the multiple championships that he won in the NBA, I would say that he is one of the greatest winners that the league has seen.  His personality was polarizing but his play was always stellar.  But Dennis, when you show up to a Hall of Fame induction looking like a pirate on his way to the promenade, I am obligated to call you out for being Out Of Pocket.

 

Nevin Shapiro vs. The U

I just don’t like snitches, especially those who do so because they are being held accountable for their own actions.  I do not agree with the institution of collegiate boosting but I do know this, individuals who choose to give special benefits to college athletes do so with the knowledge that it is illegal, and that there is no guarantee of return on their dollar.  To Shapiro I say, suck it up and shut it up…Out Of Pocket.

Check out this Uncle Luke interview.  Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

 

America vs. China

Alright, this s*** has to stop.  First, Georgetown loses the Brawl for it All.  Then, Lebron James  gets his cookies taken, gets dunked on, and then lets the guy drain a three pointer in is face.  We have got to do better…Out Of Pocket.

 

Jermaine Lewis vs. Baltimore Police Department

All I have to say is read this article on espn.com.  How the hell you gonna hit the sign at a fire department bruh???  Then the car was parked in his driveway and he was found on his couch with his shorts down to his knees.  Hey Jermaine, the lockout is over, no need to be in a drunken depression anymore…Out Of Pocket.

 

Feel free to add to the Out Of Pocket Situations list if you are so moved.

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Comments
  1. LBC says:

    This is hilarious and I completely agree with these situations. How do we view Delonte West applying to Home Depot? In my opinion he is “OUT OF POCKET” as a professional NBA player who has made millions you should not be working at Home Depot.

    Then he follow this up by producing this rap video for some album he is releasing soon. smh. I say Delonte West is “OUT OF POCKET” http://bleacherreport.com/articles/776301-delonte-west-video-is-wests-new-rap-video-the-worst-in-nba-history

  2. RenzReport says:

    ROFL…I couldn’t disagree with any of these! LOL

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